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My one year old nephew knows how to party. (Relax, it’s just water.) Sadly, I think this is what I look like at the end of the night when I’ve been drinking more than water. Comments/Questions?
jeanbo wanting to have pink hair so jean bought some manic panic and dyed it himself and when the kids at school were teasing him about his hair being weird jean went and dyed his hair blue so now theyre both pastel trash and cute
Did this as a kid. Found it today while I helped my Mom clean out a closet. :) -Alexander Guerra
My future child
chinesebbq: Ohhhh my godddddddd oh my god
the-troynicole-experience: your-g-spot: killchery: bishopmyles: bonitaapplebelle: My child Somebody parenting right My future child Yes baby. And those kids don’t have a damn clue what truth he is preaching! YES YES YES S/o to his parents
scrapbookbeta:samieballerina: d-a-n-o-s-a-u-r-: claudiagray: How many years before I can vote for this child? How much longer?! We watched one of his videos in my english class last year, my teacher told us he has some sort of illness and is not
I love my kid.
You wish you were this cute as a kid. Nah I’m kidding. I was a pretty ugly child. I’m lucky to be able to look like this now. Lmao.
Fan-Comic R&R: “Fallout Equestria: Raider and Kid” This is the heartwarming story of a single mother trying to take care of her child… by slaughtering other ponies with a Gatling gun.
hey when I’m on my premium snap I don’t want to see your fucking child taking a bath or your kids using the phone to take selfies or fuck knows what Hope u drown in the bath you miserable parent
themelbee: rudegyalchina: heir-n-reign: lovemystruggle: midnightjazz: greeneyes-anddimples: staywildn: kingpinnn: THIS IS WHY U DONT TAKE KIDS TO THE STORE LMAO MY CHILD Meeeee This is exactly why you take kids to the store Carefree I
lucidnee: goingn4thekill: lucidnee: GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you
missespeon: poke-problems: oh my god im babysitting and the kids are pokemon battling and the 7 year old girl just yelled “you don’t messpeon with my espeon” and ive been laughing for 10 minutes my child
deepthroatmom: holycheesenrice: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me? That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth
titenoute:hiddlesherethereeverywhere:pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word.
lucidnee: technicolour-in-spring: lucidnee: goingn4thekill: lucidnee: GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have
theblackandgreenmartian: profanefame: bellecosby: I FUCKING CAN’T DEAL oh my god give this child’s parents a medal. How I’m a dress my kids when I have them.
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: pearlmarley: “Because her size is threatening and my knee and entire weight is clearly needed to keep her down” If this had been my child that I raised from day one and this race soldier had parked his cracker
the-future-now: Watch: 12-year-old Arturo also explains to anti-vaxxers why it’s not “my child, my choice.” Follow @the-future-now
imagineyouricon: imagine your icon awkwardly babysitting a small child
taki-sensei: letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear lgbt+ children, Seven years ago, my mother said having a gay child would be the worst thing that could ever happen to a parent and if one of her kids were gay, she couldn’t love them anymore. Yesterday,
My little devil. <3
Tbh, personally, I don’t want my child to live with only one parent at a young age, honestly- never. I don’t want to be the type of mother that tells my partner that he has to watch the kid(s) this day, this day, or this day. Or flying my
fatoutloud: negroifyoudontsitdown: sunnylay2: I’d kill my child I’d slap the magnificent shit outta their mouth I think it’s only rich white people who allow their kids to talk to them like that. If I talked to my mom like that I wouldn’t
dynastylnoire: bihectic: redhester: lucidnee: goingn4thekill: lucidnee: GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont
imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
renniequeer: renniequeer: My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?” Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.” My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: tarynel: blackademics: herfavcolor310: blackademics: If I have to go to work and my child grabs my finger with their whole little hand, I’m not going to work. So u never gonna work and both u and the kid gone starve
my litter brother was the cutest kid (other than me, duh). i’m sad he’s gonna be 16 and isn’t this small anymore. he was my little shadow, man. i AM excited to hang out with him all the time though. I CAN’T WAIT TO GET THE FUCK
tranquillust: chocolateist: ohhotdiddlydarn:stonerlonerr: chocolateist: ohhotdiddlydarn: chocolateist: White suburbia is the cause of my counseling and meds. I’m sorry, do I need to justify the name I give my child to you? If I name my kid fucking
neghenaha: judahbooty: Every kid should be this appreciative That’s my child right there. when my mom finally goes grocery shopping
flawlessbeautyqueens: I was a mama bear before even having a kid, the type of person who is very protective of my friends. I’m pretty sure I’m going to be that way with my child. I don’t want to be a helicopter parent, and I believe in letting
This will be my child. The carhartts , the little Romero’s , just all of it!
dadpat-tactual: ruthless-rage: oregonw0lf: queen-vkc: Give me some knuckle @tiltawhirrl this will be our child 😂 @dadpat-tactual this is your future kid 😂😭👏 Right 😂😭 Kid goals
peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids Our child one day :p
ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you. This is Sooo us :p
problackgirl: “There’s a difference between discipline as abuse”… Um no hate to break it to you but violence against a child is inherently abusive. I don’t understand how people can process and understand that it is never okay for a husband
kinkboxer: kcfuckbuddy: It was years with my husbands friends nothing wrong with that! I fucked my best friend’s hotwife and got her pregnant! He is now raising my kid and has no idea it isn’t his child.
terrachu: What would deer even name their kids like this my deer child leaf and my other deer child stick
pusterbosey: Refugees by danvanmoll on Flickr. this picture is now my favorite.
estdecember1993: chocahontas:oh-okk-then: prettyboyshyflizzy: atira-patrice: sizvideos: Child abduction social experimentVideo OMG Wow it was that fucking easy please watch and keep your kids safe Omygod Whoa. Fuuuck! Imma test my kids like every
180mph:Cant wait to ironically raise a child, whenever i see it walking around my home ill be like “Thats my kid lmfao. What the fuck. Why do i have a kid” and laugh my ass off while rolling on the floor laughing
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